satire videos, trivia, events, job opening

Satire video on The State Of the Union
Jimmy Fallon Makes a Surprise Appearance At MSG and Sings With Billy Joel
Jingle boobs

All events are in Bklyn unless noted and most free and NY means Manhattan.
Misc. trivia: 2 for 1 quarter pounder with cheese or Egg McMuffin if you use your McDonald receipt and do the online survey.  The Bible, the world’s best-selling book, is also the world’s most shoplifted book. It is in many motels.
To clean your phone you can use an alcohol towelette. They get dirty and are rarely cleaned and lead to ear infections.
Free calendars were given out at Apple Bank if any left and little pharmacies. I tell them I will remember it all year and will return it when done.
According to Wikipedia Microbacterium hatanonis is a bacterium of the family Microbacteriaceae. The type strain, FCC-01T (=JCM 14558T =DSM 19179T), was discovered living in hair spray.
M. hatanonis was selected as one of “The Top 10 New Species” described in 2008 by The International Institute for Species Exploration at Arizona State University and an international committee of taxonomists.
January 13, 1990, L. Douglas Wilder of Virginia, the nation’s first elected black governor, took the oath of office in Richmond.
How many bathrooms are in the White House? 10, 19, 35, 77. Answer at the bottom.

Event: Friday Golden Festival, 7 pm – January 17 @ 2 am, The Grand Prospect Hall, 263 Prospect Avenue, $30-80 with music, song, and dance of the Balkans (and well beyond) as some 60 bands and 3000 revelers gather, F.

Part time Position for Students with Fight for 15. Students would be working on a project to build Student Worker committees on CUNY campuses. The goal of these committees will be to identify and develop fast food and other low wage worker leaders on CUNY campuses, bring more student groups into Fight for $15 coalition and maximize student turnout for future actions. Students would be assigned to 2 campuses and would be responsible for working with full time staff to: Gather student contacts and build lists through petitioning, Identify students working in fast food and other low-wage jobs, Follow up with contacts and mobilize students to take action both on campus and at city and statewide actions, Help plan committee meetings, Present to and build relationships with student groups on campus. Ideal candidates should have: Excellent communication skills, Ability to work independently, Ideally some organizing experience or experience working with student groups.
The position would be for a maximum of 10 hours per week and would pay $15/ hour. It would start the week of 1/26 and end in early May. To apply please send resume to

Answer: 35 bathrooms in the White House, none of which are public bathrooms. Here are some other interesting White House statistics: it has 132 rooms, 412 doors, 147 windows, 28 fireplaces, 8 staircases, and 3 elevators. Some other fun extras include a tennis court, jogging track, movie theater, bowling lane and swimming pool.


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